Thursday, August 10, 2006

Why I Oughta...

You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership. —Dwight D. Eisenhower

George Bush waded into a crowd of reporters, accosted Helen Thomas and knocked her unconscious, yesterday.

“I thought she was going to ask me a question,” said the president by way of a defense, “and I didn’t know the answer!”

From her hospital bed the recovering, feisty Thomas said, “I'm only glad that it wasn't Dick Cheney. I might be dead. This guy is a wuss”

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