Thursday, December 27, 2007

CIA Covers For Bush’s Torture Crimes

“Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management.—Edward Kennedy
It would appear that the Bush administration will have no comment on this ongoing investigation and the Justice Department’s looking into alleged wrongdoing involved with the burning of videotapes showing water-boarding of AlQaeda suspects. Water-boarding, for those of you who’ve been off-planet the last few years, is the act making the victim feel as if he were drowning by pouring water through a rag that is stuffed into his mouth. It’s very effective because there is a real good chance that it can kill you if overdone in the slightest. In fact some detainees have died, not necessarily from drowning, but heart attacks. Seems safe to me, though.

I believe it should be made law that if anyone says that water-boarding is not torture, he should immediately be grabbed and water-boarded in front of the Senate.

George Bush is safe. He’s got his new lackey Attorney General Mukasey working up a big smokescreen on this investigation, and you can be sure George Tenet isn’t going to sing any new tunes.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Happy Days Are Here Again!

I don’t know about you, but when it comes to a retrospective peek at the past seven years, I was much further ahead back then. In fact, you’d have to be living under a rock somewhere with Rip Van Winkle to think you’re better off today. You'd have to be insane.

The price of gasoline has sky rocketed. The value of the dollar has plummeted. The economy has slowed to a crawl. China is trying to poison us with lead toys. Our food companies try to poison us with e coli spinach and meat.
We have a vice president being kept alive artificially and a Secretary of state who ponces around the world doing nothing. We are still trying to prop up puppet heads of state who attempt to sell us their dictatorships as democracies. We are bogged down in two
different countries fighting wars that make no sense. We’ve got an idiot for a president living in a fantasy world who thinks his way of doing things is right because he believes there is a God who talks to him and tells him to spread freedom and democracies to countries which have no idea what it is because they’ve lived under the guns and knives of petty tyrants forever.

Yeah, we’re better off. Keep drinking the Kool Aid, children.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Follow The Money

Fat oinker, Rush Limbaugh works for Clear Channel Broadcasting as a controversial shill and global warming denier. He sidelines as a pederast with young boys on trips to the Dominican Republic. It is in his best interest to keep Exxon Mobil happy.

Projects of the Media Research Center include the Free Market Project, the Conservative Communications Center, and Cybercast News Service (, formerly the Conservative News Service. It also runs the website, dedicated to pointing out what it sees as the overwhelming liberal bias of the New York Times.

Rush Limbaugh has nothing but praise for the MRC. He raves, "Brent Bozell and the MRC provide a most precious commodity - a quest for the truth. I can't possibly expose every example of bias and error that emanates from the national mainstream media, but Bozell and his group come as close as anyone can. MRC is a vital national interest."

Excluding 2007, Media Research Center has received $202,500 from ExxonMobil since 1998.

I guess it’s pretty obvious that the truth can be held hostage if you have money.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

The Fog Of War Meets The Fog Of Presidential Thought Process

“Once you look at this demon in the face, and don't run away, the fear slowly dissipates like a fog and there's nothing staring back at you.—Nicholas Brendon

President Bush grossed himself out while visiting Later Reed Medical Center. He was introduced to a young soldier with an amputated left leg who obviously took delight in the president’s embarrassment after the president said, “Hey, soljer! Hop to it for your commander-in-chief! Oh, shit, that came out wrong! What I meant to say was, I wish you guys wouldn’t come home at all instead of coming back with missing parts and making me feel funny, you freaky bastards, yuck!”

Friday, December 07, 2007

President Attends National Tree Lighting, Tree Surgeon Called

The National Christmas tree was illuminated by President Bush last evening. The tree remained erect for over four hours causing some concern among most of those present at the ceremony. The president, in a rare fit of compassion for anything, made an emergency call to a Washington area tree surgeon who came and cut the tree down.

“Everyone has heard those warnings on TV.” said the president, “You know, with those people sitting in bathtubs and all. Ya cain’t be too careful these days. What if these trees got the knowledge to make Nuke-u-lar weapons?”

Thursday, December 06, 2007

NIE Report Says Bush Is Lying To Us, Or Something

“I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.—Spiro T. Agnew

George Bush came to the podium yesterday thinking he could still convince the American people that if they didn't believe that Iran was evil and would kill them in a New York second, they must think he was crazy. He then said, “Be afraid, be very very afraid. Pay no attention to the economy, the sub-prime mortgage fiasco, the price of oil, the housing market slump, all those people who never found jobs and are now off the unemployment roles. Just trust me. Iran is going to get you! Boo! If ya’ll don’t believe me, I can’t help you, and you know you’re the only reason I wanted to be protect you from evil doers.”

The president then spun on his heel after ignoring questions from the press corps, tore the head off of a White House aide and flung the bloody body against the door jamb with the resounding thud of dead meat. He then ran, cackling, down the hallway.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

And That Takes Care Of That!

“The Republicans would like to take us back to a darker time, when corporations ruled and the underserved had no rights.—Joe Baca
At the ceremonial burning of the bill of rights, Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney was given the high honor of lighting the original document on fire, thereby relieving the American public of its last vestiges of any power whatsoever over the federal government.

“After all,” Ms Cheney said, “We are not now, nor have we ever been a democracy. We are a republic, where fools like the public foolishly elect people to represent them. They get only what they deserve.”

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Sean Hannity Linked To Hostage Taker, Leeland Eisenberg

“People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.—Francis Bacon

Shortly before taking a number of hostages at a Hillary Clinton campaign center in Rochester, New Hampshire, Leeland Eisenberg took a picture of himself and this letter stuck to the passenger-side window of his car. After his capture, he claimed he knew nothing about it and said, “I think for myself when I’m not crazy. I never do what Sean Hannity tells me to do!”

Monday, December 03, 2007

Dead Horse Beaten, Stands And Pulls Cart!

“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.” —H. L. Mencken

All Rudi ever says is 9-11, expecting this single credential he assumes is a feather in his cap will propel him to the GOP(your pants) nomination if not the presidency.

Imagine, if you will, however, a sleazy guy with a bad comb-over (he fakes his looks) hiding from his wife in order to rendezvous with his mistress (he cheats on his wife). Now imagine that he also is using public funds to pay for their private security and transportation (he steals from you).

Now that’s what America needs! A guy that seems to be one thing and is actually another. Nothing above board. A liar and a cheat, not to mention a thief.

But wait a second. We already have one of those. Never mind.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Rush Limbaugh Goes To Hell, Gets Big Reception

“Obscenity, which is ever blasphemy against the divine beauty in life, is a monster for which the corruption of society forever brings forth new food, which it devours in secret.—Percy Bysshe Shelley

Somewhere there is an attic with a horrid portrait of Rush Limbaugh, a caricature of syphilitic grandeur slowly rotting it’s way to a pile of buboes, pus and spirochetes. The fact that it is possible to fool some of the people all of the time has never had a more dangerous connotation for our country. Both he and George Bush have this figured out. Those are the people they concentrate upon with misinformation, exaggeration, fear and hate, having set themselves up as paragons of intelligence and virtue.

Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Scott McClellan Grows A Pair...Finally

“Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.—Niccolo Machiavelli

Although it is apparently much too late in the game to have any value, Scott McClellan is finally naming names. As any stalwart Bush aide who was forced to bite the bullet, no doubt for his own good, McClellan finally decided he didn’t get paid off properly and is going to get his pound of flesh by publishing his kiss and tell book regarding the outing of Valerie Plame in a vengeful act by the Bush administration to get back at Plame’s husband, Ambassador George Wilson for casting aspersions on the reasons for going to war in Iraq.

Dick Cheney was seen in his undisclosed location snarling and gnawing on the corner of his office’s carpet. He claimed it was merely an imitation of his daughter.

When reached for comment, George Bush said, “I’m happy because Jesus and the American people love me.” He then proceeded to sniff three lines of coke off his glass topped desk.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Veterans Against The War

I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell. —William Tecumseh Sherman

Mission Accomplished, the banner proclaimed. That was way back in May 2003 when our noble soldier-playing president flew onto the aircraft carrier, USS Abraham Lincoln, and told us the hostilities were all but over in Iraq. This was back when the death tally was a scant 170 brave young men and women. Today the total is 3866. It is also likely to continue to mount.

Many who do not die and who in previous conflicts would have, are saved by speedy medical treatment and thereby damned to a fate worse than death... survival with maimed, deformed bodies with damaged souls. The rate of suicide has doubled among our soldiers.

Sherman also observed, “In our Country... one class of men makes war and leaves another to fight it out.” With that in mind, it’s not difficult to figure out what kind of class President George W. Bush has.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Still Crazy After All These Years

“I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.—Clarence Darrow

They say that girls love a man in uniform. I’d say that some men also love men in uniform —especially themselves. It’s fun to march in a parade, salute, be saluted return salutes. Oh, golly is it fun. Especially when no one is going to be shooting at you from behind a camel or something.

To have an unerring faith in an invisible cloud being that talks to you and tells you that it’s alright to kill people to save your kind of people and advance an ideology that very few of the people on whom you intend to foist the ideology have any idea. Except that they get to have purple fingers every so often. That’s almost as good as wearing a uniform. Uniformity of fingers.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Bush, Sarkozy Agree To Live In The Past

“If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy.—Marquis de Lafayette

Whenever it is convenient, George Bush can return to the past. When it is inconvenient, he takes the expedient route to covering the truth. Platitudes are swell. The truth can suffer. There was no Armenian genocide by the Turks.

I'm not sure who Lafayette was talking about. The Taliban or the Religious Right led by Pat Robertson and the other Holy Terroists this country is confronted with. Either will suffice, I’m sure. Just as long as it’s not talk radio.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

I Call It “Spendthriftiness!” —G.W. Bush

“To do what we are doing in this budget to our children, cutting their health care funds, decreasing opportunity, simply so we can pay for tax cuts and a war in Iraq is beyond belief, and we need to reverse it.” —Tom Allen

Hi. My name is George Bush and I think I’m getting close to bankrupting the country. Our economy is booming. I know we owe an awful lot of money to China. Heh, heh. Well, let’s see ’em try to collect. In the meantime I'm trying to bring the rest of the world down to their economic level so everyone will be the same, see. A Mexican worker will be the same as an American worker. I mean, they’ll both be getting the same pay for the same work. That way they’ll be equal. Everybody wins! It’s a win, win, win, win situation! Even the Iraqi worker will have been pulled up by his boot straps.

Of course the rich will run the world as usual. Gotta have tax cuts for the wealthy so they can create all these equal-paying jobs. Hot damn, am I good! Move over Alan Greenspan. Mister Economic genius is here.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Armenian Genocide. It Didn’t Happen There, It Can’t Happen Here.

Yes! It's true. It was the shifty-eyed Armenians, who like the Jews, got a hold of some Photoshop® applications and, can you believe it, INVENTED the Armenian Genocide by clever photo-manipulation.

George W Bush, in a rare fit of understanding, concurred, citing the possibility that Turkey might present a greater threat than Communist China when it comes to his pissing off a foreign nation with over 1,321,851,888 people ready and eager to throw away their lives should their regime ask. He then presented the Dali Lama with the Congressional Gold medal for coming in first or something.

Contacted in his grave, Abdul Gamal Attaturk, spun a few times and said, “Thank you, MeesterBoosh! You are the one true friend that Turkey can always depend on. Our human rights record remains impeccable. Give our mutual friend Mahmood Amadinajad my best regards. He is some poofter you bet.”

I just wonder where all those extra heads came from. Must have been a sale at Big Lots.

Proud Turkish officers pose with the actual re-touched Photoshop® retouched heads of Armenian leaders in Yerevan. This picture was never taken.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

The Truth Shall Set You Free, Probably Along With A Little Arbeit.

The Armenian Genocide is known to Holocaust experts as Hitler's Blueprint. In 1938 when talking about his plan to exterminate the Jews he said "after all who ever speaks of the Armenians" and then added "no one remembers the Armenians no one will remember the Jews."*

The Turks refusal to admit to the Armenian Genocide is outrageous. Just as outrageous is our country’s perpetual inability to embrace what is so obviously true. Let’s just admit it and let the chips fall where they may. Who need a bunch of Islamist idiots with their heads up their asses for friends. We already have plenty of right wing chicken-hawk, neo-conservative, bible-thumping Republican zealots for “friends.”

*Lifted from a comment on “Politco” by one Wendyagogo (screen name)

Thursday, October 18, 2007

New Age Turks Gin Up Opportunity For Genocide.

Looking real please with herself, Condi Rice says the Armenian Genocide never happened. Our heroic President and his Secretary of State stood firm in the face of a resolution from the Foreign Affairs Committee condemning the Armenian Genocide and condemned, to no avail, the resolution. But they couldn’t save the Kurds from a Turkish invasion.

Turkey Resolves to Give Go-Ahead for Raids in Iraq!

Kurds will be likely victims of Turkish incursion and new genocide in northern Iraq. Betcha the Turks can kill more Kurds than Saddam did. And they taste just like chicken!

Whadaya Mean, Bill Of Rights?

Someone once said, “If you give up your freedom for security, you deserve neither!” George W. Bush likes the idea that you would have you give up both so that he, the decider, can conclude how the American people should be secured and how much he can hide under your bed. That’s called “Power.”

And as we know, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. I'd rather fight them here when it comes right down to it. Maybe the neo-con chickenhawks might actually feel threatened enough to get out from behind their hate-filled microphones and try a little cooperation with the real world.

Evidently the FBI has been spying on American citizens even before 9/11. That should make people like Rush Limbaugh proud. It could also give him pause if they find his internet and phone records show he’s been have sex with little boys from the Dominican Republic.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Ann Coulter Farts In Your General Direction...

Contemptible publicity grabber, Ann Coulter has written another book, “If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans.” This exhibitionist cranks out more pulp and prevarication than any author alive. I don’t know how many different ways a person can say the same stupid things, but she probably holds the Guiness World Record. Despite the obvious, as noted above, she rarely turns the other cheek.

And, yes, even her breath smells like methane.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Putting Lipstick On A Pig.

“Evil is whatever distracts.” —Franz Kafka
At least the Bush Administration attempts to make the news palletable by putting a better looking face than Tony Snow’s on it. However, it doesn’t make the news any truer. In fact the spin is mostly simple obfuscation:

Q I guess the point is that if the senior administration official told us on a conference call that these methods wouldn't be used, why won't you say whether or not head-slapping, waterboarding, would be used?

MS. PERINO: I don't believe that I -- I'm not in a position to be able to do that. I am not going to comment on specific techniques. And if there's -- I don't know who that individual was, and maybe you can follow up with them and get more.

Q But your point is that you're giving away things to the enemy, but it was okay for someone to do it, but not okay for you to do it? Or are you just --

MS. PERINO: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who was on the conference call. I don't -- what I -- I know what I know, which is that techniques that we use are classified, and classified for a reason. To the extent that there was one ruled out, then so be it. But I'm not going to comment on others.

Q And you won't say whether waterboarding is being ruled out, or head-slapping has been ruled out?

MS. PERINO: I'm not going to comment on those.

Q What is your definition of "torture?"

MS. PERINO: Well, that's clearly spelled out in the -- in the Detainee Treatment Act, and interpreted under the December 2004 opinion that governs, and has governed -- and if you look at the footnote from that opinion, governs all subsequent opinions that have been made by the Justice Department.

Q And has -- have any attacks been averted since President Bush revealed the existence of his program, because terrorism suspects have been held in the program?

MS. PERINO: I don't know, Toby. It's not -- I can tell you that General Hayden and Fran Townsend, the President's National -- Homeland Security and Counterterrorism Advisor, have said that this program continues to save lives. When we can, we declassify information so that we can provide it to you. But right now I don't have any to provide.
There’s nothing like appearing to give information while providing absolutely nothing of substance. What a waste of time.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Bush Abdicates! Returns To Nature.

“Some people think I’ve gone bananas,” said George Bush from his new cave where he and a pretty little chimp named Fuzzy are spending an ersatz abba dabba honeymoon away from the public eye for the first time since his last visit to Crawford. “I couldn’t get that cute little Condi to come with me cause she can’t shop for shoes in the jungle.”

“Hell, Pickles doens’t mind me doin’ a little swingin’,” he added missing his own pun, “she’s spent more time at the Mayflower hotel lately than the concierge who runs the joint.”

Monday, October 08, 2007

How To Get A Trophy Wife.

Laura Ingraham talks to Fred Thompson regarding his conservative style. Always the gentleman, Fred surprised her by giving he a severe tongue-lashing until she cried out with what could only be construed as pleasure, screaming, “Power to the people!”.

Later, Laura confessed that she wasn’t in the least surprised at Fred’s technique for acquiring a wife less than half his age.

“If he weren’t taken,” announced Laura, “I’d certainly consider riding him for a couple of laps.”

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Hi! Remember Me? I’m The Guy With The Mysteriously Disappearing WMDs. And I’m Dead. How Did All That Shit Go Down?

Betrayal is the only truth that sticks. —Arthur Miller

My good friend Donald Rumsfeld sold me a lot of shit back when he worked for Ronald Regan. That’s what we used up fighting the Iranians. Thats when they disappeared. And word has it that it was the Iranians who gassed the Kurds. Not me. Back then America liked us and we like them. In fact, they eve liked and supported, Osama Bin Laden in his fight against the Soviets in Afghanistan.


Hey, “it’s a crazy world. Somebody ought to sell tickets.”* Oh, well, I guess I'll be dead for a while now and be quiet like everybody wants. It’s hard, sometimes, to know who your friends really are.

Rummy and Saddam close the deal.
*from Raising Arizona

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Baby Face Bush On Crime Spree! Runs Amok! Unstoppable!

Senate Democratic and Republican leaders have lined up all the singing fat ladies they can find, but no one seems able to stop the Bush juggernaut from rolling onward. The din in the Senate chambers is deafening.

“We’re doomed!” Harry Reid was heard to utter as Rush Limbaugh ground out his cigar in the senator’s eye.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Work, Work, Work, Hello, Boys!

It’s hard work, doin’ hard work and by golly this is hard work. That irresponsible Democrat Congress is wearin’ on me. I cain’t help it I spent all that money on Iraq and have nothing to show for it. Gotta show some phisical responsibility. Why I coulda took all that money down to the track, doubled it, and put it back in the cookie jar before Pickles even knew it was gone.

Shee-it! Now everybody gonna think I hate kids. Well, I do. Let the little brats work for their health insurance like I did. What? OK. So I didn't have to. So what?

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Mahmood Ahmadinejad Declares, “We Have No Problem With Homosexulaity In Iran!”

Obviously he has no problem with it. In fact, it would appear he downright embraces homosexuality and possibly even participates in the phenomenon.

Yikes, no tongue, please!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Blazing Assholes Or What I Did In My Second Term

Those in possession of absolute power can not only prophesy and make
their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true.
—Eric Hoffer

There I was on my ranch in Crawford when the foreman called me to the TV set. He said, “Here’s a guy with just as much swagger and insanity as you, boss.”

And I'll be horn-swoggled, if'n he didn't talk about God the same way I do, and invoke the Almighty against the terrorists and swear he was gonna git the evil doers. He lambasted them what goes against their nation’s constitution and takes civil rights from their people. He railed against those that didn't believe his only purpose in pursuing nuke-u-lar was peaceful. He warn’t no liar, he said. He said if’n other countries send weapons to Iraq, why shouldn’t he? He started to make my head hurt some, what with all the thinkin’ and all.

Why, he’s the kind of feller, in another time and place, I’d like to sit down and drink a beer with, only I don't drink no more...

I knew right away he was the anti-Christ, and since there ain’t enought room on this earth for two of us, I gotta nuke him.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Insane Asylum, The Reverend James Dobson And Senator Larry Craig...Separated At Birth?

Reverend James Dobson, Senator Larry Craig
“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith
does not prove anything.—Friedrich Nietzsche

I've always maintained that faith is a wonderful thing. I’ve also always maintained that faith is a gift. If you were standing behind the pole, it’s just too bad. For those who feel compelled to believe in a great, secular cloud being with any color skin or any color beard who takes a personal interest in you, I have only this to offer: WAKE UP!

Have you ever wondered why there are so many different religions and how come they all claim to be the true religion and each is willing to die for his/her beliefs and take any infidels with them?

Religion is one of the most evil hoaxes ever invented by man. For purposes of extortion, political manipulation, and targeted mass hysteria. I don’t mean to say that there are not beneficial by-products to religion. There are. The elevation of mood by doing “good,” by feeling as if one belongs to something greater than oneself. Helping others. Spreading the “Word.”

But by and large, the priests, when they’re not buggering young altar boys, the ministers when they can avoid helping little girls find their panties or condemning alternate lifestyles are harmless charlatans bilking the populace out of tax free tithes and offerings. In the end, it is the abuse of power that destroys humanity at the hands of even the most well intentioned evangelist, believer or not. The Mullahs, The Ayatollahs, the Rabbis: all have as much control over our lives as any president of any country if we chose to swallow what they purvey.

Methinks they doth protest too much.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Hi! I’m Just As Dead As Ever, Yet I Live On In Spirit And In General David Petraeus.

“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.—Karl Marx

Remember that nasty Viet Nam War? Well, when NVA got going, I convinced the Congress and President Johnson that everything was swell. The Tet Offensive had just proven that we were on a roll and could take care of “Charlie” like the great army we were. Only problem was we left after they gave us just about everything we asked for but the time to accomplish our mission.

It seems my clone, David Petraeus has just pulled the same stunt on the Congress. Difference being that I didn’t have to convince President Bush. I was really there to pull his bacon out of the fire by testifying how well we’re doing. You know all the good things we’ve done for the Iraqis. How much their lives have improved since they all got purple fingers. How safe it is to walk around not only Baghdad but outside the green zone, (provided you’ve got a flak jacket, helmet and a convoy of trigger-happy Blackwater safety contractors .) Just ask John McCain. “Straight Talk Express,” I tell you.

It looks like we’re gonna be in Iraq forever, thanks to me and, yes, General Petraeus.

And I'm still dead. Me and about 3800 grunts.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Blueprint For Victory!

Boy, does George Bush have a plan for us all. He’s bringing the troops home. All 30,000 that he called up for the surge. He has to bring them home. Otherwise it wouldn't have been a surge. It would have been an escalation of the war like after the Tet Offensive in Viet Nam. This way he still has what he originally wanted, he appears to be obliging the American people and the Dems can’t carp about anything. It's a win-win-win situation for everyone but the troops. Shit, he even got the defecting Republican big-wigs to back off on Webb’s bill to give the troops at least as much of a breather from the war as they spend “in country.”

We’ll be in Iraq for the next fifty years, if not forever. But don’t worry. As John McCain tells us it’s safe to walk anywhere outside the green zone in Baghdad. Our safety contractors like Blackriver make sure it’s safe at the expense of the Iraqi civilians. Cart Blanche to shoot at anything or anybody with complete immunity from prosecution. Even the army doesn't have a deal like that. What’ll that monkey think up next?

Monday, September 10, 2007

Playing For Time...Or Just Playing?

“If time be of all things the most precious,
wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.”
Benjamin Franklin

When George Bush admitted he was “playing for time,” we assumed we meant time for the Iraqi government to get their shit together. We didn’t think he meant continuing the stupidity for his fun and amusement. We can win every battle and still lose the war. Polls say the American people believe that the military solution has by far the best chance of fixing the Iraqi situation. Few think Congress can do anything about it and even fewer think Bush will ever have any effect.

Problem is the US Military is responsible to the civilian control of the Congress. And until the military annihilates the entire population and lays waste to the country, there will be no military “victory” without their say so.
Unless, somehow or other, something happens which precipitates marshal law and creates a new branch of our government called “President for Life.” (Cheney seems to have been working on this angle already.)

Who has the power to take Nuri Al Maliki and the rest of his democratically elected government to the woodshed and explain the realities of democracy in Iraq?

Answer: No one. They've got to do it themselves. Civil war is not the worst thing that could happen. Hell, we had a pretty good one ourselves and we’re not doing too badly after one helluva bloodbath. When did Killer-George become squeamish?

Thursday, September 06, 2007

President George W. Bush Reveals New Super-Secret Weapon To Secure Iraq Victory

”The man of science is a poor philosopher.—Albert Einstein

As if to usurp Fred Thompson’s thunder in his announcing for the presidency on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show, President Bush rolled out his latest plan to augment the Surge.

“I have become wise beyond my wildest dreams,” said Bush. “I have distilled an essence that will enable General Petraeus to run roughshod over the insurgents, the Iranians, the militias and the Democrats. It took a long time because I had to find an ingredient that was hereforto (sic) unavailable. I can't wait to show Pickles and Condi.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll drink a tall, frothy glass of my own urine.”

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The Only Thing More Odious Than A Homosexual Hypocrite Is A Homosexual Hypocrite In Denial

Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue.Francois de La Rochefoucauld

With the Echoing words, “I am not gay, I never have been gay,” the only thing Larry Craig left out was, “I did not ever intend to be gay.” He could have left himself some “wiggle room.”

I think perhaps it is his “intent” to be gay that will eventually lead to his retirement. How such a smug hypocrite can deny his tendencies and stonewall through what appears to the layman as pretty crude behavior with so little outrage at having been “stung” is beyond comprehension. Taking more than two months to consider his guilty plea before signing it, he showed a calculated effort to make it all go away. To overlook the fact that such a culpable Senator could possibly be what he seems is denial at its worst. Forget the fact that his GOP is imploding from his stupidity. He actually seems to believe his lie. He is unable to come to grips with his prevarication and what he seems to hate most about himself because he has fought against homosexuality his entire conservative, political career. The American people can forgive a lot including homosexuality. They have a much harder time with liars, hypocrites and assholes in denial.

If you need to give him the benefit of the doubt, just say he’s stupid. In any case the people of Idaho deserve better. Who needs a stupid senator?

There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy, hypocrisy, fraud, and tyranny.
—Frederick William Robertson

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Ahmed Chalabi, Smarmy Weasel

Chalabi is a controversial figure for many reasons. In the lead-up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq, under his guidance the INC provided a major portion of the information on which U.S. Intelligence based its condemnation of Saddam Hussein, including reports of weapons of mass destruction and alleged ties to al-Qaeda. Nearly all, if not all, of this information has turned out to be false. That, combined with the fact that Chalabi subsequently boasted about the impact that their falsifications had in an interview with the British Sunday Telegraph, led to a falling out between him and the United States.

Now he seems to be jockeying for position, elbowing his way into the Iraqi government once again. I’m afraid there’s a cold day in hell coming. As George Bush said, “Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice...and we won’t get fooled again.”

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I’m Sick To Death Of Crock Stars Stealing Our Future!

Does America really want this asshole to be President? The large hairy one on the right with the piano legs and the chipmunk face (Or any of the other assholes we‘re being offered as candidates.) Wouldn't you rather have your best friend or even your barber, pharmacist, or other professional in control of this freakin' out-of-control juggernaut? Who are these people who believe they are competent enough to run this country? Let me give you a clue. They’re nobody. They came out of the same place we all come from, only they tell you they’re better than you, so naturally you believe them; that they are without question the deluxe solution to what ails America. After all, they’re on TV all the time. They’re news!

Here are the vainly ridiculous Dems congratulating themselves on their mind-reading prowess. They actually knew that the American people wanted them to take charge of Congress and do even less than the previously Republican controlled Congress.

And what’s wrong with the following pictures?

“But seriously, folks, You’ve been a great crowd. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your server.”