Saturday, November 24, 2007

Scott McClellan Grows A Pair...Finally

“Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries - for heavy ones they cannot.—Niccolo Machiavelli

Although it is apparently much too late in the game to have any value, Scott McClellan is finally naming names. As any stalwart Bush aide who was forced to bite the bullet, no doubt for his own good, McClellan finally decided he didn’t get paid off properly and is going to get his pound of flesh by publishing his kiss and tell book regarding the outing of Valerie Plame in a vengeful act by the Bush administration to get back at Plame’s husband, Ambassador George Wilson for casting aspersions on the reasons for going to war in Iraq.

Dick Cheney was seen in his undisclosed location snarling and gnawing on the corner of his office’s carpet. He claimed it was merely an imitation of his daughter.

When reached for comment, George Bush said, “I’m happy because Jesus and the American people love me.” He then proceeded to sniff three lines of coke off his glass topped desk.

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