Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Sarah Does It Again!

As is her wont to do, Sarah Palin has gone hog wild once again with a big book-tour, kicking off her 2012 presidential run only a “smidgen” early. When asked why she had beaten her deadline by nearly six months and was promoting the book so soon, Sarah said, “I like money.”

When asked if anyone would remember her in 2012, her reply was, “Yah, you betcha!”

Then she did what her slogan said, and the crowd went wild. The rest is history.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Anticipating 2012

Open season on wolves. Shooting them from aircraft is really sporting. Well maybe not so sporting as viciously cruel. It would be too bad if Sarah got lost in the woods without her rifle. I wonder what kind of bounty one of her severed legs brings?