Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Imbecilic Hoosier Republicans Nominate North Carolinian Lobbyist To Be Their Candidate For State Senator Senator In Fall Elections
He served briefly as a senator from Indiana while he was robbing people in Fort Wayne disguised as a lawyer.
George Bush made him an ambassador to Germany where he pre-rubbed Angela Merkel's shoulders.
When he'd had enough of that gig he became a lobbyist for the banking industry where he could make really big money, and has been extremely influential for the likes of Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, our old friend Chrysler and was instrumental creating the TARP fund which bailed out the banks with money he found in the taxpayers' pockets. And because he was a resident of North Carolina, the morons of Indiana want him for their Senator. He is expected to beat the blue dog democratic party candidate, Brad Ellsworth in the fall general elections.
Obviously, the press honored Coats' request, and not one imbecile in Indiana knew that he was really from North Carolina.