Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Only In America

Where else can you hoodwink a bunch of conservative Americans into believing the same old lies with the same old song and dance? The only thing Bush and McCain don't know is how to play “Pat-a-cake” with the true villains of the world, the Saudis. If Hope and Crosby were still around, they'd make “The Road to Riyad” and give Fisal's heirs a couple of lumps to think about while they were getting both Dorothy Lamour AND the oil.

What makes you think Reagan could do any better than some other actors? B-movie stuff at best.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Now There’s A Handsome Couple!

President Nuri al-Maliki and President Mahmood Ahmadinejad going out on a date in Tehran recently.

We are still trying to prop up puppet heads of state who attempt to sell us their dictatorships as democracies. And we wonder why they turn on us like rabid dogs, embracing their own kind, after “all we’ve done for them.”

We have an idiot for a president living in a fantasy world who thinks his way of doing things is right because he believes there is a God who talks to him and tells him to spread freedom and democracy to countries which have no idea what democracy is because they’ve lived under the guns and knives of petty tyrants forever.

Who’s next on our to do list?

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Hello, American Bigots. I'm Your Nightmare.

James Lester Johnson (alias Uncle George) once said; “Yum, yum. Eat 'em up!” as the famous wild man of Borneo who, cast as an innocent native (AKA Bumbo) from the south seas with a penchant for candy, chased the Little Rascals around the set until Spanky blew him out a window with some Roman candles.

Question: What does Senator McCain smell like?
Answer: ...Depends...

Perhaps there is hope that the same old lessons our leaders have never learned from might instead serve as a reminder that communication and diplomacy might outweigh fear, mistrust and blind rage.

Here’s hoping President Obumbo will chase Spanky McCain out of the general election.