Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Laura Ingraham: Back Alley Radio Slut

Prostitution happens to you because of troubles you had. In reality no woman would choose to do that. —Catherine Deneuve

There she is, shrieking, trying to show how right she is. She asks a question and interrupts while the answer is given so as to confuse the issue. Making fun of people and degrading them. Great credentials, but a view so narrow as to be myopic. Defender of Reagan, President of the Iran Contra scandal, Mr. Forgetful who conveniently couldn't recall anything. She, along with Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity amuse and entertain a nation of sheep who believe their blather as gospel while being sold Sleep Number™ beds, Zicam™, George Bush's war and all manner of products.

Hate mongers one and all, preaching intolerance hate and fear. Proof that there is no God.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

The Book Of Robertson's Revelations

Whatsoever truth is brought unto us contrary to the word of God, it is not truth, but falsehood and error; whatsoever honour done unto God, disagreeth from the honour required by his word, it is not honour unto God, but blasphemy. —John Jewel

Pat Robertson said that God told him that sometime this year, probably in the fall, there would be a terrorist attack on the United States. God couldn’t specific as to whetr the attack would be nuclear or biological, but it could involve millions of U.S. citizens.

Robertson also claimed that the heavy rains in New England were ample proof that his prediction from last year in which numerous catastrophic storms along the gulf coast would wreak havoc on the inhabitants and cause millions of dollars in damage. The promised storms never materialized.

He also took credit for the infallible sun rising 365 times last year.

When reached at his condo for comment, God said, “Ya. know, that Robertson fellow really pisses me off! I've never said a word to the son-of-a-bitch. I've a good mind to tell him to bet on the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl this year.”

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Goodbye Saddam,Hello New Boogyman

Now that we’ve managed to hand Saddam over to a bunch of thugs wearing ski masks and acting like the terrorists who beheaded Daniel Pearl and others, I suppose we should all be happy. Who’s going to be next? I see no difference between those people and our friends, the new government of Iraq headed by Nouri Al Maliki, except for the fact these terrorists are in power on this side of the conflict.

If we keep trying, I'm sure we can trump up a pretty good case against Mahmood Ahmadinejad, invade Iran and have him executed for his sins, real or imagined. Might has always made right, and let’s face it, when you win, you can do anything you want.

Me? I want to take a shower.