Thursday, August 30, 2007
I’m Sick To Death Of Crock Stars Stealing Our Future!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Pssssst! You In The Stall. Wanna Play Homo?
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Ted Nugent Goes Mad...OK, Madder
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton, to whom the “Nuge” referred as a “worthless bitch” may be sending Ted a visit from the secret service and her attorney to establish a financial basis for the intrinsic worth of her “worthless” persona since he apparently threatened both Obama’s and her life in his rant.
When reached for comment, Mr. Nugent said, “Oops. What I meant to say was, If I kill them I will definitely eat them. I don't waste meat. Why, I've got an entire walk-in, Subzero™ freezer full of deer, elk and illegal Mexican aliens.”
Cheney Conjours Superfuel, Loses Soul.
“Lynne’s even working on a new book called Menage รก Trois,” added his satanic majesty, chuckling and biting off a chicken head.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Dems On Energy Bill
Amusing. The following was lifted out of context from the Republican “House Energy Action Team” web page:
“When you produce energy at home, a couple important things happen. First, you control the terms of production instead of the Saudi royal family. Second, you create wealth here at home by creating new jobs – jobs directly related to energy production as well as the inevitable spin-offs that come with it. And third, you give yourself a chance to influence the price and create a stable marketplace that can survive the volatility brought on by natural disasters and world events.
Maybe that’s why Congressman Peterson filed an amendment to the Interior bill yesterday to lift the federal ban on producing natural gas offshore – an effort a vast majority of Democrats voted down after citing concerns about natural gas spills ruining the environment.
But exactly how do you spill natural gas?”
You have to wonder about democrats sometimes.