Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Blowhard And His Beard

Rush Limbaugh demonstrates his understanding of the universal symbol for lesbian sex.

Prior to this he demonstrated his understanding of male homosexual sex by flipping the camera  a two handed middle finger. During his post-nuptial celebration, Limbaugh also demonstrated his ability to dance by bumping and grinding his way out of his hotel suite with what he refers to as “Rush's Little Helpers,” his bottle of 200 mg Viagra® tablets.

Citing his independent scorekeeper on his correctness, Rush noted that he's always about 99.6 percent correct in as much as he never really says anything that is not some outlandish opinion or lie and could in no way be construed or misconstrued as the truth. He's only pronounced a few words wrong since his program started which accounts for the .4% discrepancy.

“I sure can talk some shit, though,” he observed.

He and his bride then retired to separate rooms.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

The Tolerance Of Our Great Country And The Guarantee By Our Constitution To Freedom Of Religion...

Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the most tolerance, 
but until now Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.”—Voltaire
 ...seem to be having a conflict with some people who believe this is not the land of the free and the home of the brave, but the land of the tea (party) and the home of the knave. The incredible intolerance of this movement against the freedom to practice religion as the worshipper sees fit, seems to be based on a long standing and incorrect belief that this country was founded and controlled and populated by white Anglo-Saxon Protestants of impeccable European extraction.

Led by none other than this man, Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich, product of a broken home and many sordid affairs and faux pas including asking his wife hospitalized and recovering from cancer surgery for a divorce, the movement thumbs their collective noses at the Constitution in favor of their esoteric beliefs that theirs is the only true God.

Hello?  Would you trust this man with your daughter or your religion...or for that matter your country? The problem with snake oil salesmen is not just the salesman himself, but what he puts into the product. It could be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Assholes like Gingrich don't come with a warning or the phone number of your local poison control center.