Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Trump Addresses His Minions.

      On his return form Mexico, Candidate Trump, dispelled all doubts as to his qualifications for President of the United States. He has displayed the monogram of jerk splendidly as he ranted about how much his plan for immigration would divide "them" from "us" in a fifteen of sixteen but who's counting steps that will accomplish everything in a magical brushstroke. 

     He will do this, I can tell you. He believes his program is everything his ego believes it is. This is a madman with words but no facts. Only promises that he cannot possibly keep. 

     He works "while the clock, she's a ticking."

     Nothing but more bullshit from the master of innuendo and tweet.

Don't get me wrong. Hillary is no gem. No diamond in the rough. She is cut with so many facets you can't believe in one of them. However, she is the far superior choice over Trump. A thug and ignoramus who would have us believe he is our savior 

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Putin's New Toy

     Nothing would please Vladimir Putin more than having his own hand picked puppet as President of the United States to solidify his position in the annals of American history as the only foreign interloper to control America from Moscow.
     Already he has Trump making overtures to the American people saying. “Wouldn't it be nice if we could get along with Russia?”
     We've gotten along with Russia since before Potsdam and Stalin. We got along with Russia before Lenin didn't get along with Czar Nicholas. We've always gotten along with Russia, but just barely avoiding all out nuclear war. I think we'll continue in this tradition as long as Putin's Puppet is not in the White House!

Thursday, August 04, 2016

Imagine A Future Under A President Trump.

     Now that Trump has been elected President because he out-lied Hillary in both his handling of the economy and his obvious mastery of who would better handle the ISIS problem and get rid of Muslim extremists, our second amendment rights under the Constitution are protected. All those who consider themselves “a well regulated militia" fetch your weapons and stand by!
     You are now being conscripted into the DJT Army of Vengeance, because you know that if Donald gets “hit,” he strikes back, hard. YOU will be his fist, his hammer. There will be boots on the ground in Syria, Libya Somalia, Iran, Iraq, ad nauseam. Our pitifully depleted armed forces will be reconstituted with fresh new bodies when the draft returns.
     Imagine what will happen if Kim Jong Un sends one of his rockets toward Guam or Hawaii trying to get the attention he so frequently pleads for by acting like a petulant child.
     Always remember, in Hitler's Germany, every last man, grandfather and boy was finally conscripted by Hitler to protect the Fatherland and to die for Der Fuehrer.

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Trump's Brain Is Missing, Still.

Foaming at the mouth for the 113th consecutive day, the Republican nominee for
President bit the head from a live gerbil and  proceeded to chew on it to
he disgust of the press who were gathered for a press conference.

     “This I will tell you,” said Trump spitting out some gerbil fur, “this is going to be better than anything crooked, evil Hillary can do. This is going to make her puny run for the White House look like those retards in the Special Olympics trying to roll an Easter egg.”
     Mr. Trump, of course, was referring to his widely publicized attempt to build his wall to separate the United States from Mexico using nothing but his own “brain-power.” He ignored questions from the press on how he intended to do this and make Mexico pay for it.
     “I've got enough. You know I do. I have enough brain-power to do this. Brain power. It's what I have. And plenty. Believe me when I tell you. I have got it.
     He then asked if anyone had seen his cheese-straightener.