Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Laura Ingraham Masturbates On The Radio




































Radio talk show host and self proclaimed conservative diva, Laura Ingraham fondled herself in public again. Laughing her way around the country on her book promotion tour, the opinionated purveyor of right wing nuttiness screeched her harpy harangues over the airwaves to her own great joy and satisfaction.

Not only did her lewd behavior entertain her faithful fan base, but it also allowed her a venue from which she could launch attacks on liberals because of the way they look, sweat, smell or sound. Her weapons of shrieks and cheap shots keep everyone in stitches.

If Laura thinks she's a wit, she may be half right.

Monday, July 05, 2010

Limbaugh Craves Wedded Bliss For The Fourth Time

Rush Limbaugh opens his whale-like maw to show the piece of raw meat he's chewing on to keep him from chewing his new bride.  Blind since birth, Rush's wife, the former Kathryn Rogers, decided to give up her guide dog in favor of Rush who likes to get down on all fours scamper around the bedroom barking like a doggy. Rush confided that he likes to drink out of the toilet and have "accidents" on the living room carpet. This is Rush's fourth attempt at married life. We all continue to wish him well and continued success. On the other hand, it may not take Kathryn that long to figure out why his first three wives left him and wound up with nice, fat alimony checks. God knows he can afford it.