Pssssst! You In The Stall. Wanna Play Homo?

“Can I swallow now?”

Senator Larry Craig is not gay. He went on TV yesterday and told us all...three times. And he emphasizes that he did nothing wrong in Minneapolis in that stall at the airport. Uh-huh, you bet. Like most self-righteous sons-of-bitches he is not only a liar, but a hypocrite. Also looks like he’s got a mouth full of hot man-yogurt

And he drags his poor wife out with him to endure the humiliation of his non-confession and laughable excuse regarding the pressure from the “Statesman” and it’s investigation of his fitness to serve being responsible for his soliciting gay butt-sex from an undercover cop in a public restroom. Obviously he did not consummate his heart’s desire. He got busted before he could get his jollies off.

“Book him, Danno. Lewdo one.”