Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Bush Abdicates! Returns To Nature.

“Some people think I’ve gone bananas,” said George Bush from his new cave where he and a pretty little chimp named Fuzzy are spending an ersatz abba dabba honeymoon away from the public eye for the first time since his last visit to Crawford. “I couldn’t get that cute little Condi to come with me cause she can’t shop for shoes in the jungle.”

“Hell, Pickles doens’t mind me doin’ a little swingin’,” he added missing his own pun, “she’s spent more time at the Mayflower hotel lately than the concierge who runs the joint.”

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