It’s hard work, doin’ hard work and by golly this is hard work. That irresponsible Democrat Congress is wearin’ on me. I cain’t help it I spent all that money on Iraq and have nothing to show for it. Gotta show some phisical responsibility. Why I coulda took all that money down to the track, doubled it, and put it back in the cookie jar before Pickles even knew it was gone.
Shee-it! Now everybody gonna think I hate kids. Well, I do. Let the little brats work for their health insurance like I did. What? OK. So I didn't have to. So what?