The Fog Of War Meets The Fog Of Presidential Thought Process

“Once you look at this demon in the face, and don't run away, the fear slowly dissipates like a fog and there's nothing staring back at you.” —Nicholas Brendon

President Bush grossed himself out while visiting Later Reed Medical Center. He was introduced to a young soldier with an amputated left leg who obviously took delight in the president’s embarrassment after the president said, “Hey, soljer! Hop to it for your commander-in-chief! Oh, shit, that came out wrong! What I meant to say was, I wish you guys wouldn’t come home at all instead of coming back with missing parts and making me feel funny, you freaky bastards, yuck!”