”The man of science is a poor philosopher.” —Albert Einstein
As if to usurp Fred Thompson’s thunder in his announcing for the presidency on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show, President Bush rolled out his latest plan to augment the Surge.
“I have become wise beyond my wildest dreams,” said Bush. “I have distilled an essence that will enable General Petraeus to run roughshod over the insurgents, the Iranians, the militias and the Democrats. It took a long time because I had to find an ingredient that was hereforto (sic) unavailable. I can't wait to show Pickles and Condi.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll drink a tall, frothy glass of my own urine.”
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