“Is my hair on fire?” —Geoge W. Bush
After returning from his physical exam at Bethesda Naval Hospital, George W. Bush, a fatter and shorter man, stumbled out of Air Force I and gave an impromptu press conference. As he spoke to the crowd of seven, Israeli jets flew over and strafed the podium.
Ehud Olmert, prime minister of Israel said, “We don't play favorites. We had information that Hezbollah was hiding under the dais. Might have been a mistake. Anyway, we're sorry. No, really. No collateral damage this time. Oh, look at the time, gotta run.”
Unshaken by his ordeal, President Bush said, “I thought they were after Mel. Ya sure my hair's not on fire?”