“Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” —Napoleon Bonaparte
From an Article by Alessandra Rizzo
In a wide-ranging interview with German television broadcast Sunday, the pontiff spoke of Europe's role in Christianity, secularization in the Western world as well as the growing importance of churches in Africa and Latin America.
“So, Ratso, tell me the plan. ”
“Well, it looks like we gotta get all these people in the emerging countries scared before they figure out that there's nothing supernatural or magic going on here. Make them believe that they'll all burn in hell if they lay a finger on us. Tell only we can be the intermediator for their sins. Then we can tithe them. If only it weren’t for all those pederasty lawsuits against priests, we'd be doin’ pretty good right about now. We need this gig.”
“Sounds good. Do you think it will work? I mean converting the heathen.”
“It’s worked for over 2000 years already, at least in the Catholic church.”
“What about the muslims?”
“Oh, shut up.”
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