Rush Limbaugh Invites Underage Kids Onto His Private Plane.

Rush Limbaugh in a vain attempt to assuage the ire of parents and teachers at a Minnesota elementary school where someone ran his commentary on the inauguration of President Barrack Obama, said that he’d invited fifteen of the young students to fly on his private jet. Rush vehemently tried to justify his disrespectful comments concerning the newly sworn in president, but seemed to fail miserably short of his goals saying that nobody ever really listens tohim in context. Rush’s self destructive tendencies seem to be alienating many people these days. The school principal declined the offer, citing Rushes fondness for small boys from the Dominican Republic.

Rush spent most of the day today trying to further divide the conservatives from the liberals in this country, by giving his now tiresome warnings of socialism. Proud to be a capitalist, the great man speculated on how happy he’d be not to have to pay taxes on his $400 million which has dwindled to about $300 million in the past 6 months, if only someone would be kind enough to keep all those poor people with torches and pitchforks from coming to his door.

“You’d think they were hungry, wanted an education, some health care, a place to sleep or something,” said Limbaugh. “Well they won’t get it from me!”

Do You Reallly Have To Say More?

Lou Dobbs, CNN News anchor
No military service.

Paul Gigot, Wall Street Journal editor
No military service.

Sean Hannity, Hannity & Colmes host
No military service.

Brit Hume, Fox News anchor
No military service.

Rush Limbaugh, Radio talk show host
No military service.

Bill O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor host
No military service.

Michael Savage, Radio talk show host
No military service.

Ann Coulter, writer & commentator
No military service.

They use our country and our people for their own aggrandizement. They are disgusting parasites and in severe need of a brutal adjustment to reality.

Of The People, By The People And For The People

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” —Winston Churchill

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Kinda all depends on what is better for the greater good. And the last people who know about that are our elected Representatives and Senators who seem to be out solely for themselves.

Limbaugh Blames Obama For Recession

I’d like to know how he caused it.

And in his explanation the fat windbag ranted about how egotistical Obama is and how completely clueless he is with regard to his own ignorance of all things financial. It sounded like Rush was really describing himself in relation to the real world.

Now he has the unmitigated gall to suggest that he was talking to Obama yesterday to share his wonderful ideas. His stupid radio gag seems to have backfired and today he is justifying himself, as usual, with some lame bullshit. The turd was having lunch with Dubya and besmirched his suit with ranch salad dressing. The slob. And then Dubya and his crew present him with a birthday cake and sing Happy Birthday to him. What an asshead.

Floating around the way he does, you’d think the fat pig boy would be a little wary that someone might just get tired of his hot air and give a yank on his heart-plug.

What Hath God Wrought?

Shepherds don’t look after sheep because they love them — although I do think some shepherds like their sheep too much. They look after their sheep so they can, first, fleece them and second, turn them into meat. That’s much more like the priesthood as I know it. —Christopher Hitchens

OK. I'll go along with the idea that without religion, the world might conceivably be a worse place. On the other hand, I'd stipulate that it might be an altogether better place if religion didn't exist at all.

One thing that's always bothered me is that, if God did exist, why does he let “men” prostitute his word? For that matter, why would he let them write his word? From the time of the Nicean Council about 300 years after the death of Jesus, madmen were gathered by the emperor Constantine to clear up the Christian mess that had been created by too may conflicting eye-witness accounts of the gospel. People who had no idea of what Christ had said or meant wrote fanciful stories they believed would be convincing to the hoards. Over two thousand years later we still have men telling us what they believe God wants for us and from us.

Well, as long as there is still a plethora of peasants out there with torches and pitchforks, I say, “Let’s get ’em!”

Lame Ducks Waddle Funny When They’re Drunk

A parting shot at Dubya. Thirteen more days and the door hits him in the ass on his way out of the White House, a place he’s soiled and besmirched for the last eight years. Perhaps President Obama will have it fumigated to make it livable. And he still believes he can walk out with his head held high, as if his legacy will be vindicated by history. Wars all over the place, the economy in shambles, unemployment sure to reach double digits and intenational diplomacy at an all time low for the United States. I don’t think he’ll be taking any European vacations soon.

He’s not only a lame duck, he’s a loon.

Blagojevich Goes Down!

Just when you thought you had something golden, some mug pulls the rug out from under you. The master of political innuendo, Rod Blagojevich, blabbed his conniving ass off during wire-tapped conversations intercepted by the FBI making Federal Prosecuter, Patrick Fitzgerald’s hair catch on fire. The Senate seat in question is now on E-Bay awaiting auction.

A small 6.7 temblor was felt throughout Illinois, thought to be caused by Lincoln spinning in his grave.

Beautiful Dreamers..Well Dreamers, Anyway

This is the kind of shit that makes me sick. The Speaker of the House and the House Majority Leader pontificating on who they are going to hold accountable for what, never mind why. And not only that. Amidst a chorus of WTF, Harry Reid pronounces that, now that the Congress has it’s new air-conditioning system (which came in at something like $3 million over budget) in place he no longer has to suffer the malodorous tourists visiting his holy seat in the hallowed halls of the U.S.lawmakers. Imagine that. Harry thinks the public stinks.

Meanwhile, gutless, no, she has a gut and a rather bloated one. (She is an old harpy who’s trying to maintain her youthful appearance with face-lifts and body wraps). Let’s say, spineless Nancy, is pledging to hold accountable the Big Three Auto Makers for the money congress might lend them. I said, lend them. Which implies they are pledging to pay it back. Why she would do this when she has acquiesced and shirked every other challenge she could have performed as her public, nay, congressional duty?

I'll clue you in. She likes Washington and she likes the power she has garnered. She played Bush like a violin and now is trying to continue playing her constituency and the American people. It’s time to send her a message. Oh, yeah. Send one to Harry too. Something has been rotten in Washington since he got there. He stinks.

Hannity Interviews The Real President

Sean Hannity sank to a new low yesterday, exposing Dick Cheney as the real POTUS.

“I tricked it out of him,” said Hannity. “You know, you know, I’m really good at it. That’s how I got my own show! And I really like money. I shill for just about anyone. Oh, hell, I DO shill for anyone if they’ve go money to throw at me. Ruth’s Chris, GM, hey, just call me if you’ve got money. Whatever shitty thing you got, you know, I can sell.”

It’s A Little Tight In The Seat

Laura Ingraham reacts with obvious disgust as she tries on the military’s new “Eviscerated Cadaver” fighting uniform for conservatives who would like to reclaim the country they lost to the Democrats through their obliviousness to the needs of the American people and their greed for themselves.

“I nearly vomited up my spleen,” Ingraham shrieked later, “I've never experienced defeat like this in my life. I've always been paid well. I don't know how I'll make it on a few measly million a year, endorsing shitty products and selling my stupid books. I mean, I’m entitled to much more from the free market that we neo-cons have worshipped for so long and have profited from so greatly at the expense of others. I mean where else are you going to get quality, Naziesque hate-speech so cheaply? And look what Obama has done to the economy already!”

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity were seen later modeling their new cadaver suits at one of Hannity’s Freedom Concerts where Hank Williams Junior endeavored to whip the audience into a frenzy by tearing the heads off kittens and spraying the crowd with blood.

Does Anyone Know What’s Going On?

Asked if they knew what had happened to the economy during a senate hearing, Henry “Hank” Paulson and Ben “The Wad” Bernanke replied that they hadn’t the foggiest notion. In fact, they said that they were only hanging around because their pay was so good they couldn’t afford to walk away in tough times like these.

Asked if they felt bad about it, they replied as one, stating simultaneously, “No.” Asked to explain why he had suddenly switched from a position to buy up the viral paper owned by the banks because of the mortgage fiasco to bailing out the credit industry, which like his treasury also runs on dreams and good wishes, Paulson said, “It’s kinda like fairies. If you don't clap your hands and say, ‘I believe,’ they die. The same goes for money.”

Bringing America To Its Knees

With the election over, Rush just can't wait to start destroying Obama and his adminisration before it is even in office. Bashing Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff even before he has a staff. Blaming Obama’s election for the decline of the Dow because people are afraid. They got over their fear pretty well yesterday, however, long enough to take a few profits.

This man should be ignored and feared. He is the divisive force that has made greed and hate all it has become to our society. He is a Nazi and a Grand Wizard rolled into one little unloveable hairball of cat puke. I can't wait for the Fairness Doctrine to be reenacted. Then you'll hear some sputter and flatulance from this wad of filth.

The Geezer And Gidget

The wait is nearly over. Soon the talk-radio stations will be filled with ranting and gnashing of teeth, the likes of which America has never heard. Sean, Rush, Laura, Levin, Savage...all insane at the thought, nay the reality that Brack Obama is now President-elect. January twentieth, he will be President in fact. If they are always right, how could they have been so very wrong. Even with all their desperate prevarication and spin. It really proves there are more of us than there are of them.

Wrong Again, Rush

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Unfortunately for people like that pig , Flush Limbaugh, those words are not from the Constitution of the United States, but from the Declaration of Independence which makes all his ranting about abortion and right to life irrelevant and immaterial. The words have nothing to do with the law of the land. The constitution says nothing about right to life. As close as the constitution gets is to state;

“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.”

Oh, yeah, and that socialism story about Thanksgiving, Rush... I think your hero, George Bush’s, socialistic bailout of Wall Street and the Banks to the tune of $700 billion beats out the Pilgrims first failed attempt at socialism more than 200 years later.

Racists In Denial

“There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.” —Richard Pryor

Check out this vulgar pigboy. Today he was defending the popular take that he is a racist. Yesterday he was all about how General Colin Powell had finally broken his silence and endorsed Obama because Barack was going to win the election. That he is endorsing him primarily because of their shared blackness.

Limbaugh, who did all he could do keep McCain from being the Republican nominee, could hardly keep his head from exploding because of this betrayal by Powell, condemning him for never being a true republican or a conservative while he was Bush’s Uncle Tom pushing WMDs to the UN.

Do we remember why Rush lost his job on ESPN? He resigned before he got fired. Would an innocent sportscaster do that?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1628539

Ipso facto QED. I rest my case.

Oh, Yeah. This Shit’s Goin’ Down

Can you imagine the wailing and the gnashing of teeth when Limbaugh, Hannity and Ingraham finally wake up and smell the spittle they’ve left on their microphones? When Glen Beck finally does what he needs to do for his country? When Bill Krystol’s head explodes and Brit Hume finally decides to mourn his son’s death properly. When Joe the Plumber decides he’s rather make $250,000 as a brain surgeon and returns to school? And when America’s chickens come home to roost?

Everyone will be surprised. “Brave New World” wasn’t just a book. It was a real glimpse into a real future, only a little short sighted. It’s gonna happen.

Land Of The Freak, Home of the Knave

“Obscenity is a cleansing process, whereas pornography only adds to the murk.” —Henry Miller

She just won't quit. Like some 1950s beauty queen winking at the horny judges in the first row at Atlantic City to put herself in better stead, Sarah does everything but deep throat the mike to stimulate the conservative, evangelical masses to a frenetic orgasm. The crowd yells, “Terrorist!” “Kill him!” “Traitor!” “Nobama!” “Off with his head!” And other even worse epithets.

Problem is, the RNC, along with the intelligent people of this country, is finally coming to realize that Sarah Palin is the riskiest pick John McCain could have ever made for his vice presidential running mate and the most dangerous. One thing is for certain. His choice says an awfully lot about his poor judgment and desperation.

Ya Want Abuse? I'll Give Ya Abuse, You Betcha!

Above is a picture of Governor Palin taking at the executive mansion in Anchorage, Alaska taken on a warm day last summer before all the hub-bub went down and she became John McCain's running mate. An executive panel formed to look into alleged abuse of power as governor recently found that, although she didn’t break any specific laws, she did indeed abuse her power as governor in the case of the dismissal of Public Safety Officer Walt Monegan for the refusal to fire Trooper Wooten, the governor’s ex brother-in-law.

Although there was no “legal” wrong doing, there were 18 ethical violations which goes even deeper into the heart of why this woman was perhaps the faultiest choice Jon McCain could have made for his vice presidential running mate. Or then again, this sneaky little bitch might be exactly what his campaign needed.

Rush Limbaurgh’s Head Explodes, Constipation Cured.

In what appeared to be a freak accident brought on by Oxycontin withdrawal, Rush Limbaugh’s head exploded yesterday during a desperate rant urging the extreme right-wing-nut base to kil and eat liberals before they can take over the government.

After the explosion, Rush, examining his besmirched golden micriphone, was heard muttering to Snerdly about how much better he felt to get “that shit” out of his system.

The Joke’s On You, America.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools,
that don't have brains enough to be honest.
—Benjamin Franklin

After eating a breakfast of fresh brains, Senator McCain and his faithful zombie companion, Sarah, hit the campaign trail, spreading peace and love everywhere they went, not to mention lots of corpses. Pledging to bring prosperity to an ailing economy, McCain regaled the throngs with anecdotes about Black Muslims and their plan to take over America, impugning the credentials of Barack Obama and linking him to “Malcom Ten,” the deceased black leader that McCain says Senator Obama met 3 years before he was born.

If There Were Any Justice...Part II

After the election in November when Obama and Biden win, people who voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin should be forced to live in a parallel universe and endure eight more years of Bush policies...just because that's what they wanted.

Fall From Grace Or “Pray With Me Henry.”

Sometimes things just don’t work out. Like when you spend the treasure of the richest country in the world on silly things like war, false international friends who turn on you, tax breaks for your rich friends and candy. When the only way to fix it is to continue throwing money at it until you can’t borrow any more from the Chinese.

But, no, that will never happen on George’s watch.

McCain Names His Poison. And It’s Name Is Sarah!

It was all gonna be so simple. All Johnny Mack had to do was name a dream girl to his campaign as his Vice Presidential running mate and he’d swing all the thwarted and pissed off Hillary supporters into his camp. Where did it all go wrong? Was it when Limbaugh and Hannity started to loose it and their heads exploded during the Wall Street debacle? Was it When he went to Washington to solve the $700,000,000,000 bailout by brokering a bi-partisan solution and lost the bet trying to save his campaign?

No. It was becoming clearer now. It was when that hot ex-runner-up beauty-skank said,“Heck, yah! I’ll run with ya, Johnny. Yer kinda cute. Hero too! Wipe you feet. No, not there. Stand over here with the rest of the hockey team. Where’s your wife, Cindy? Hey! Yah ever seen Russia from an Alaskan bedroom window?”

Brother, Can You Spare $700Bn?

Oh, it’s coming alright. You can count on it. And I mean a world of hurt. Whether or not Wall Street is bailed out or not. The writing is on the wall and since Dubya always gets what he wants or throws a hissy fit, you know he’s gonna cause trouble one way or the other.

Rush Rimjob says it’s because the Democrats made Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac pay reparations to black people who couldn’t afford the mortgage payments on the homes they bought and were foreclosed upon. He’s nuts, you know. He also blames Obama for accusing the fat cats and greed on Wall Street. Funny he mentions nothing about Johnny Mack blaming the same greed and tycoons. Nut job. Panicking and besmirching his pants along with Hannity.

I'm sorry, but I won’t part with the money to be watching the Ditto-Cam when his head explodes.

Where’s Dick Been?

Evidently Dick has made so much money, he’s been packing for the last few days at his undisclosed secret location at the Fortress of Solitude where he’s been licking his wounds after his most recent snub by the leaders of Uzbekistan or one of the other Stans. When reached for comment, Cheney said, “Go f**k yourself.”

McCain Learns Something...From Karl Rove, Lenin and Goebels

If you tell the same lie consistently and often it will appear to be the truth, and unless challenged, will be accepted by the American people as the truth. If not refuted it, may as well be the truth. Unfortunately, it is not that the majority of the American people have a real problem with the substance or lack of substance of these lies. They are a diversion.

This, sadly, America, is how you really think about Barack Obama and why you are afraid of him.

Forgetfulness, Like An Old Trusted Friend Lulls Us To Complacency

It’s beginning to look like the country has forgotten what the last eight years have lead us to. The economy is in the tank. The taxpayer is in constant peril of bailing out financial institutions which the government neglected to properly watch. The price of fuel and food is skyrocketing. Unemployment is rising. And no one seems to have the proper amount of health insurance. We strut around the world telling sovereign nations what to to to help us out and they laugh at us. We try to buy friends and are rightly snubbed.

Now we’re told that a governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin as Vice President would make all the difference in the world. That this gun-toting, wolf-shooting, salmon-fishing moose gutter is ready and fit to lead our country should the actuarial tables prove the odds correct. She has breathed new life into the crypt keeper, John McWheeze, and empowered the every woman in America to have a Down syndrome baby of her own. With her nasal, whining voice she has shown her ignorance of the most dangerous foreign policy of our day, the Bush doctrine, which states that if you concoct enough evidence of “imminent” threat you can blow the shit out of any country you want like a nice neighbor gone bad, shooting the kids on his lawn with a shotgun only they aren’t on his lawn, they’re in their beds next door.

My country, wrong or wrong. Hey, what are YOU doing here?

Conservative Three Ring Circus

Come one, come all! The big show has already begun. We’ve got Larry “Wide-Stance-Gobbler” Craig. We’ve got Rudy “Third-Time’s-The-Charm” Guiliani, Newt “Here-Are-Your-Divorce-Papers-You Cancer-Riddled-Bitch” Gingrich and The Two-Timing ex-POW John “The Songbird Adulterer” McCain.

For your added enjoyment, may we present the Queen of Trailer Trash, Sarah “Can’t-Keep-My-Knees-Together” Palin. She will shoot apples off the tops of all her children whilst crooning like Francis McDormond. Uff-da!

Wait, wait. It's not what it looks like. Well, OK. It is what it looks like, but I can explain.

Right Wing Sideshow Freaks Go Mad!

As usual, the first casualty of any battle is truth. The disgusting pigboy of the EIB Network, the pundit of the Rush Limbaugh Institute for the study of Conservatism went on a blasphemous tirade today. Screeching like a tea kettle boiling over, this pompous ass proceeded to eviscerate the media, the democrats, the liberals and almost anyone who disagreed with him. He kept up the vomit for his three hours, calling people asses for calling him the hypocrite he is while pretending to be a Godly, forgiving Christian. A pro life idiot who believes in teaching abstinence, condemns sex education and doesn't realize how badly an unwanted pregnancy can screw up a promising life. He will defend to the death (or at least a little pain) the right of Sarah Palin to force your daughter to have her rapist’s baby!

Why The Blank Stare?

I don’t know what five years of torture can do to a man...and quite frankly I don‘t want to find out the hard way.

I know it can make someone do strange things.