Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Where’s Dick Been?

Evidently Dick has made so much money, he’s been packing for the last few days at his undisclosed secret location at the Fortress of Solitude where he’s been licking his wounds after his most recent snub by the leaders of Uzbekistan or one of the other Stans. When reached for comment, Cheney said, “Go f**k yourself.”

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