Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Hannity Interviews The Real President

Sean Hannity sank to a new low yesterday, exposing Dick Cheney as the real POTUS.

“I tricked it out of him,” said Hannity. “You know, you know, I’m really good at it. That’s how I got my own show! And I really like money. I shill for just about anyone. Oh, hell, I DO shill for anyone if they’ve go money to throw at me. Ruth’s Chris, GM, hey, just call me if you’ve got money. Whatever shitty thing you got, you know, I can sell.”

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