Thursday, October 02, 2008

McCain Names His Poison. And It’s Name Is Sarah!

It was all gonna be so simple. All Johnny Mack had to do was name a dream girl to his campaign as his Vice Presidential running mate and he’d swing all the thwarted and pissed off Hillary supporters into his camp. Where did it all go wrong? Was it when Limbaugh and Hannity started to loose it and their heads exploded during the Wall Street debacle? Was it When he went to Washington to solve the $700,000,000,000 bailout by brokering a bi-partisan solution and lost the bet trying to save his campaign?

No. It was becoming clearer now. It was when that hot ex-runner-up beauty-skank said,“Heck, yah! I’ll run with ya, Johnny. Yer kinda cute. Hero too! Wipe you feet. No, not there. Stand over here with the rest of the hockey team. Where’s your wife, Cindy? Hey! Yah ever seen Russia from an Alaskan bedroom window?”

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