Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The Joke’s On You, America.

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools,
that don't have
brains enough to be honest.
—Benjamin Franklin

After eating a breakfast of fresh brains, Senator McCain and his faithful zombie companion, Sarah, hit the campaign trail, spreading peace and love everywhere they went, not to mention lots of corpses. Pledging to bring prosperity to an ailing economy, McCain regaled the throngs with anecdotes about Black Muslims and their plan to take over America, impugning the credentials of Barack Obama and linking him to “Malcom Ten,” the deceased black leader that McCain says Senator Obama met 3 years before he was born.

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