Thursday, October 09, 2008

Rush Limbaurgh’s Head Explodes, Constipation Cured.

In what appeared to be a freak accident brought on by Oxycontin withdrawal, Rush Limbaugh’s head exploded yesterday during a desperate rant urging the extreme right-wing-nut base to kil and eat liberals before they can take over the government.

After the explosion, Rush, examining his besmirched golden micriphone, was heard muttering to Snerdly about how much better he felt to get “that shit” out of his system.

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