Wednesday, July 19, 2006

How The Executive Branch Does It

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" —Alfonso Bedoya, Treasure of the Sierra Madres, 1948.

Recently, while being sworn in to testify before the Senate during its investigation into allegations of infringement on the constitution's 4th amendment, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' hand burst into flame. This has been interpreted by Democrats as sure sign from God that something is not totally on the up and up. The Bush administration claims that Gonzales has merely been on a hot streak playing Texas Hold 'em with the President.

Gonzales went on to state that, "as far as I know", everything the administration has been doing is perfectly legal. Then he said, "Ouch!" and put his hand in a pitcher of ice water.


Drew said...

G-d's offices were contacted but refused to comment

SuperFiancee said...

Probably safer than playing with Cheney. That shit could get you dead.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work. thnx!