Monday, July 17, 2006
Cheney Feeling Better
Vice President Dick Cheney said today, "When I'm feeling a bit peckish, I find that there's nothing that satisfies my appetite quite like a fresh, soft baby." Cheney then shocked the assembly of young mothers and toddlers on the White House lawn who had gathered for the annual staked-out-quail shoot, by producing a baby from a black Prada briefcase and eating it. One of the neo-con moms was overheard saying, "If he didn't have enough for everyone, he shouldn't have done that."
Cheney then shot two of the staked-out birds, and announced he was leaving for an appointment with Donald Rumsfeld.