Cheney Comes Clean

In a surprise move this morning, Vice President Dick Cheney seems to have done a complete about-face in his support of the President. Reached in his lair at an undisclosed location, Cheney stated that “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more. George has made us the laughing stock of the world. He was the one who told Scooter to rat on the Plame dame. I had nothing to do with it. What? You don’t believe me?”