Friday, March 09, 2007

Can You Hear The Sounds Of The Men Working On The Cheney Gang?

Late Saturday night the remaining members of the infamous “Cheney Gang” were rounded up by police and taken to a Georgia minimum security prison camp to serve out their sentences for high crimes and misdemeanors. The camp is a “country club” camp. Even the word , “camp” allows you to know how much fun there is to be had in this light-hearted environment.

One of the recent perpetrators was over heard to say that none of this would have happened if “Dick wasn’t such a nasty, vengeful hard-ass.” When reached for comment, Mr. Cheney grunted, “So what? They tried to queer the war! We had to make Wilson look bad! I wish Karl would have kept his mouth shut. I should have never listened to him.”

Irving “Scooter” Libby said, “I beg your pardon?”

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