“After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.” —Friedrich Nietzche
Shortly before arriving at the UN for his address, President Bush’s motocade stopped at a grocery store in Harlem and purchased a can of RediWhip. The president proceded to “huff” the vapor and was observed growing very red in the face.
Iran’s President Ahmadinejad, already at the UN stated that George Bush should pledge to stop this practice. Iran has pledged to cease urnaium enrichment if Bush stops huffing nitrous oxide.