Thursday, January 10, 2008
The Genius Of George Bush
George Bush announced that, against all odds, there will be peace in the middle east in his time. After absorbing all the culture of the area by osmosis while driving to the meeting, Bush met with Mahmound Abbas, Ehud Olmert, and Shimon Peres. Unfortuneately, since he considers Hammas to be a terrorist organization, he could not meet with anyone who could actually make a difference in his quest for a mid-east accord.
Leaving Palestine, Bush said he was looking forward to returning home to collect his Powerball winnings.