In a recent development in political parties, The Toilet Paper Patriots have joined forces with the TTP to form an even large cadre of asshole oriented activists. President Judson Phillips, the overwhelming driving force behind the movement said that their objective is to keep big government small, and make small government big so they will be able to control everything.
They are against big government spending, so they are apparently against the national defense, infrastructure, social security, medicare, unemployment insurance, the armed forces, farm subsidies, health, education and welfare of any sort, and repayment of the national debt, among the myriad expenditures the government makes. They are also against all taxes which might create a source of government revenue to pay for the lifestyles to which they've become accustomed. They also appear to be contesting parts of the U.S. Constitution, specifically the 14th amendment.
I, for one, agree with them. We can all go back to the glorious time when we lived in caves and ate raw meat, when the world was a little smaller and more balanced, as we were all third world nations and could compete successfully with other nations for nuts and berries. Where all you needed for the national defense was a good club and a belief that one day you would find the god of fire.
The tree of TP must be fertilized from time to time with the excrement of apoplectic wing-nuts and the tears of the self-righteous.