Friday, December 09, 2016

Infantile Trump Wants You To Know...

Caught in a moment of having a hissy fit, President-Elect Donald Trump acts out his worst fear.
     In a moment of extreme duress, President-Elect Trump was caught right after pulling his pants up after demonstrating how fit he is to be the next president of the United States by dropping a steaming coil on the set of his famous TV program. 

     The apprentice president was at the NBC studios after announcing that he will not only continue running his own companies because, he said, “There's nothing wrong with that. There is no law against it and I'm a law and order guy, right?" but also that he will also continue to produce the successful reality series Celebrity Apprentice.

     “Ya know there are a lot of people who think I can't walk and chew gum at the same time,” he continued, “but they didn't now I could do all these things and be the Commander in Chief of the US Military and function as President, OK? But I'm a very successful man, OK? And I'm going to be a very, very successful business man and commander and what was the third one? Oh, Yeah, President.”

     He then wiped his ass on the American flag and returned to Trump Tower all the while exchanging biblical quotations with VP Elect Mike Pense.

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