Monday, September 21, 2009

Glenn Beck Really Is Insane! No. Really!

Anyone who can go from saying, from his own personal experience, that the United States has the worst health care in the world to a complete about face to say it has the best health care in the world to serve his own purpose is not only a manifest liar, but a lunatic. I say that primarily because he tearfully believes what he is saying to be the truth.

His poor drug and alcohol addled brain has him sobbing about his great patriot dreams while he gets mad as hell and is not gonna take it anymore without really ever explaining what it is he ain’t gonna take.
And anyone who can single-handedly lose over 60 sponsors for his network has got to be a horrible liability. The mere fact that he's not quaking in his boots, pissing and shitting in terror, has me convinced that he is truly a nut-job.

You wanna keep that sacred underwear clean now, ya hear, Glenn?


Mrs. Polly said...

Mr. Shishkabob, Beck is like an animé Kurtz, if Kurtz were portrayed as a snuffling, pink-nosed hamster.

shishkabob said...

That’s wonderful. I like the hamster concept enormously.

”The horror! The horror! Squeak!”

Mrs. Polly said...

Mr. Shishkabob, glad you approve. Another alternative has probably been done already: Elmer Fudd as Kurtz. "The Howwah! The Howwah! Wascally Howwah!"

Mrs. Polly said...

Stop the world, I want to get a recount---Beck's Teabaggers should have gotten the Nobel Prize! Because they will give us peace as soon as the IndoKenyan Islamosurper is run out of the White House!

It's enough to make a man weep. That and a dab of Vick's.