Saturday, June 30, 2007

”Hey, C’mon, Shake!” “No Way!”

After running into the president at the east Lawn of the White House, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi attempts to use a joy-buzzer on President Bush.

Fortunately, George had been given a heads up by Vice President Dick Cheney who was spying on the Speaker from the Rose Garden , his formerly undisclosed location.

Later Bush announced that in addition to the legislative, judicial and executive branches of the government, he had penciled into the Constitution a signing statement providing for a branch called Secret Miscellanea.

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