Monday, February 05, 2007

Orson Wells Lives!

Orson Wells has been seen reincarnated in Sadr City. Dressed as Othello, the moor, Wells was making some TV spots for the local militia, promoting their skills as rabble-rousing nincompoops with the inability to think for themselves. An inarticulate Wells, babbled in pidgin-Arabic oblivious of the fact that his audience appeared to understand and hang on every word while the cameras rolled.

Waving Iraqi flags and carrying field tools the mob took to the streets overturning cars and setting shops on fire.

Condoleezza Rice put in a cameo, cross-dressed as Iago, while Vice President Cheney in a sporting mood, donned a blonde wig to portray Desdemona. A good time was held by all.

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