And That Takes Care Of That!

“The Republicans would like to take us back to a darker time, when corporations ruled and the underserved had no rights.” —Joe Baca

At the ceremonial burning of the bill of rights, Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney was given the high honor of lighting the original document on fire, thereby relieving the American public of its last vestiges of any power whatsoever over the federal government.

“After all,” Ms Cheney said, “We are not now, nor have we ever been a democracy. We are a republic, where fools like the public foolishly elect people to represent them. They get only what they deserve.”