And Here Come The Republicans. They Are Not Coming For Your Guns.

They Are Coming For Your Medicare and Social Security.

Led by Mitch "the Turtle" McConnell, Donald "The Donald" Trump and Mike "the Bigot" Pence
make their way to the John Boehner Memorial Mens Room with Don's
current wife Melania to meet with Stephen K. Bannon

• Protect individual conscience in healthcare- this means you may discriminate against people whose lifestyles, religion and sexual orientation are different from yours.
• Protect innocent human life from conception to natural death, including the most defenseless and those Americans with disabilities- this means that they will overturn Roe vs Wade and make abortion illegal for those of you who are for pro choice causing, once again, back alley abortions and unnecessary deaths of mothers as well as their babies.
• Advance research and development in healthcare-this means your tax dollars will go to benefit big pharma to develop even higher priced drugs that will probably have side effects which will kill you.
• Reform the Food and Drug Administration, to put greater focus on the need of patients for new and innovative medical products-this means more expensive medical equipment and more expensive drugs which ultimately benefit the medical industry.
• Modernize Medicare, so that it will be ready for the challenges with the coming retirement of the Baby Boom generation – and beyond-this means all you've paid into medicare will be forfeit and you will be given vouchers and the opportunity to participate in whatever alternative plan the Republican alternative to the ACA will be.
• Maximize flexibility for States in administering Medicaid, to enable States to experiment with innovative methods to deliver healthcare to our low-income citizens-this means the poor will remain poor and receive very little in the way of benefits by the Republican shifting away responsibility from the federal to the state governments which are already nearly insolvent.
• And most of this was not satire.