England! What Were You Thinking?

In less time than it takes to sing "God Save The Queen" the English cast their votes, cast the planet into economic chaos and cast their fate to the wind

In a case of apparent buyer's remorse, Britons are Googling to find out exactly what the European Union is and what they can do to correct their faux pas. Unfortunately, it's a done deal. Prime Minister Cameron's remarks about how Donald Trump would unite them all if he came to the British Isles somehow inverted to reflecting exactly how divided the citizens of England are. They are split between the old/wise, young/impatient, educated/intelligent and uneducated/ignorant.

Speaking in Scotland the Donald celebrated by calling Brexit "A great thing!"

Here Trump is seen threatening a deaf piper who dared
to trespass on his golf course to look for golf balls.

Scotland want's to stay in the EU. Big red X over your face Donald. And, no, everyone will not be going to Turnberry. I've never seen so many women walking a golf course in high heels as I witnessed in the media coverage of his golf course opening. Trump should change the name of the course to Turnankle.

Donald Drumpf Who? Oh, Trump Name Change.

    When I was a kid the only Donald I knew was a little shit. He tried to steal my model airplane kits or toys I had with me when I'd visit him after school and hide them under his bed.  He told his mom that they were his. His mom knew better. She would say, "Donald, you know that's not yours. Give it back." He would...then, and only then.
    These days, shits like Donald give nothing back. Their moms are dead and somehow their fathers failed to instill all the little Donalds with a sense of right and wrong or a grasp of morality and justice.

    Even now we live with the possibility that the death warts on the back of his right hand may have driven him beyond his ordinary acquisitive madness we are told could lead to the destruction of the USA if he were to be elected. Many, many doctors have warned that he is seriously mentally ill. That I can tell you. Many doctors.

   Madness. So sorry, America.