Come one, come all! The big show has already begun. We’ve got Larry “Wide-Stance-Gobbler” Craig. We’ve got Rudy “Third-Time’s-The-Charm” Guiliani, Newt “Here-Are-Your-Divorce-Papers-You Cancer-Riddled-Bitch” Gingrich and The Two-Timing ex-POW John “The Songbird Adulterer” McCain.
For your added enjoyment, may we present the Queen of Trailer Trash, Sarah “Can’t-Keep-My-Knees-Together” Palin. She will shoot apples off the tops of all her children whilst crooning like Francis McDormond. Uff-da!
Wait, wait. It's not what it looks like. Well, OK. It is what it looks like, but I can explain.
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