Ted Nugent Goes Mad...OK, Madder

Here, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama discuss ways or taking revenge against Ted “Machine-gun” Nugent. Referred to as a “piece of shit” by Nugent, Obama has declined to suck on Teddy’s machine gun, even if it’s not loaded. Mr. Obama instead drew an analogy between men who drive red sports cars and carry large caliber weapons to make up certain inadequacies in their anatomy.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton, to whom the “Nuge” referred as a “worthless bitch” may be sending Ted a visit from the secret service and her attorney to establish a financial basis for the intrinsic worth of her “worthless” persona since he apparently threatened both Obama’s and her life in his rant.

Heeeeeeere’s Teddy!

When reached for comment, Mr. Nugent said, “Oops. What I meant to say was, If I kill them I will definitely eat them. I don't waste meat. Why, I've got an entire walk-in, Subzero™ freezer full of deer, elk and illegal Mexican aliens.”