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| Donald Trump, Inverted Putz of the Year. |
Pre-occupied with a hostile press and the paranoid prospect of fake news everywhere, Donald Trump decided to buy TIME Magazine and write his own stories and editorials. Each item is based on a viral Tweet that he wrote, making the process "a piece of cake" according to Trump.
"After I spray myself with orange bronzing lotion, I like to walk around naked looking for attractive women to grope," says the President. "Hell, if you're a celebrity, like I am, they let you get away with anything. I can tell you!"
As of press time, the President had three pages put to bed.
